Let me see your ‘Tainer!

a rap parody of “Grillz” by Nelly. Lyrics by Austin Todd, Joe Kappes, and David Brookman. Originally aired on RCTV in May 2009. You can see more videos by Team Laisyzer at http://www.youtube.com/user/Laisyzer

Here are the lyrics!
[Austin]
Got 30 down on the bottom, 30 more on the top
All invisible set, I wear my Tains nonstop
And when I show up at school, all the kids are in shock
I put these tains in my mouth and all the ladies just flock
I got transparent and metal. They all fit my mold
I got tains so Ill, Im like the common cold
My teeth shine so nicely (oh!)
Drinkin iced tea (oh!),
Lemon or peach (oh!)
Goes down nicely,
My teeth be all studded, saliva makes my mouth flooded
You see my bros all hate it, but my dentist just love it
Open up your mouth and you be gleakin (gleakin)
You be straight up salivatin
I couldnt eat candy with braces. You know what that means?
I like the Caramels, Lemon Heads, and Jelly Beans
Tryin to keep my mouth straight, like any man should
So if you see me in your city, somewhere out in your hood just say.

[Chorus]
Smile for me daddy! (whatcha lookin at?
Let me see your tainer! (let you see my what?)
Yeah, your tainer, yeah yeah your tainer!
Go to the Ortho, tell em make me a tainer
Smile for me daddy! (whatcha lookin at?)
I wanna see your tainer! (you wanna see my what?)
Yeah, your tainer, yeah yeah your tainer!
Got the whole top wire and the bottom rows clear!

[Joe]
What it do baby? Its the brace for yall
If I break a wire then I give my mom a call
I got the metal and the wire all hand set
I might make you pass out with my bad tainer breath
My mouth be gleakin like Im chewin on Starburst
If a wire pokes my gum or teeth then my mouth hurts
I put my money where my mouth is and I bought a tainer
Teeth are straighter than an arrow, no longer like a beaver

[David]
I got the tooth-wear and head gear thats captivatin
It makes sure I cant chip my tooth out skatin
Sometimes I get blisters on my mouth pallet
Got so many chunks in my teeth, you could make a salad!
My tainers are mind blowin, giving everybody chills
Tainers are the opposite of Mike Halls acting skills.

[Chorus]
Smile for me daddy! (whatcha lookin at?
Let me see your tainer! (let you see my what?)
Yeah, your tainer, yeah yeah your tainer!
Go to the Ortho, tell em make me a tainer
Smile for me daddy! (whatcha lookin at?)
I wanna see your tainer! (you wanna see my what?)
Yeah, your tainer, yeah yeah your tainer!
Got the whole top wire and the bottom rows clear!

Duration : 0:4:5

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