Mad Tv – High School Musical

Lyrics –

Nice bounce pass Drake
Thanks Gerade
Did you hear the news about Troy
You mean the captain of the basketbal team
He’ trying out for the high school musical
Noway
He’s been keeping hi beautiful singing voice a secret
Thats shocking
Well I guess all teenagers have secrets
In fact I’ve got a little one of my own

Everytime I miss a shot my dad screams damm Gerade
Then he taks a spatular and really hits me had
If we loss a game he wips my with his favourite leather belt
Last night he worked me over good
Check out all these nasty welds

What a secret
Oh what a secret
Better keep it
You better keep it

I’ve got ossing blisters on my butt

Zip your lip and keep your big mouth shut

Hey since we’re being honest we have secres too
And how

I put too much food in but I wanna be thin so I do some thing extremia
When my hunger pain burns
I binge then I purge
I’ve got a wicked case of bulimia

And i think you agree that I’ve put on weight
I’ve got 3months to go
Theres a bun in my oven from after school loving
From lazy eyed Janitor Joe

What a secret
Oh what a secret
Better keep it
You better keep it

Don’t rat me out or you’ll get cut

Zip your lip and keep your big mouth shut

I’ve got a secret too “I’m Gay”

We know

Since everybodies coming clean I never learnt to read
My lockers filled with crystal meth and exstacy and weed
And I’ve got another secret that you never woud have guessed
I was born with my heart on the outside of my chest

What a secret
Oh what a secret
Better keep it
You better keep it

I also only have one nut

Zip your lip and keep your big mouth shut

Duration : 0:3:29


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25 Responses to Mad Tv – High School Musical

  1. Hellyea555 says:

    ive also only got …
    ive also only got one nut!

  2. D3TIN4T0R says:

    she covers it with …
    she covers it with her pom poms

  3. mcspanky09 says:

    haha…brilliant!
    haha…brilliant!

  4. AntiVaccine says:

    Avoid vaccines, …
    Avoid vaccines, they contain mercury, aluminum, MSG, aspartame, formaldehyde, squalene, mutagens etc that cause diseases like lupus, arthritus, Gulf War Syndrome, Parkinsons, Alzheimers, asthma, allergies, cancer, ADD, autism etc. The WHO is still pushing millions of the genocidal h1n1 shots when vitamin D, garlic and silver product should be promoted to eliminate za vampires!

  5. chaseberry21able says:

    i got a secret to …
    i got a secret to im gay we know

    lol

  6. chaseberry21able says:

    hey if she pregnet …
    hey if she pregnet in one seen if you look be for shes not pregnet

  7. CrazyMala28 says:

    its heart
    its heart

  8. redracer130 says:

    its not heart its …
    its not heart its hard on the outside of my chest

  9. spidegome09 says:

    this is so funny …
    this is so funny ilke the song of what a secret

  10. cutiepaige101 says:

    STUPID
    STUPID

  11. twiggyb08 says:

    can u teach me the …
    can u teach me the song

  12. twiggyb08 says:

    shut up u mad …
    shut up u mad retarted

  13. Chunkyownyou says:

    misspelled.
    misspelled.

  14. michaelstcroix123 says:

    awsome
    awsome

  15. SpFg22 says:

    I also only hav …
    I also only hav 1nut. XD

  16. fireburnx says:

    not my lyrics
    srry …

    not my lyrics
    srry ill change them

  17. JGrimshawProductions says:

    candy bar candy bar …
    candy bar candy bar lol

  18. 09gradiRocook0809 says:

    this is stupid funny
    this is stupid funny

  19. GreenKid24 says:

    lol i got a secret …
    lol i got a secret to IM GAY
    WE KNOW!

  20. dillysillysoup says:

    ok like seroiusly …
    ok like seroiusly NO ! CARES about waat u have 2 say asshole!!!

  21. videosrock654 says:

    also you used “hi” …
    also you used “hi” when it should be “his”, “spatular” is “spatula”, “had” is “hard”, “welds” is “welts”, “lip” is “lips”, “secres” is “secrets”, “learnt” is “learned”, that is all i found :( bad grammar :(

  22. videosrock654 says:

    and its not “noway” …
    and its not “noway” its “no way” as well you spelled basketball wrong

  23. kittenpawz101 says:

    Your lyrics are …
    Your lyrics are pretty much way wrong. It’s not Jerade. It’s Gerard.

  24. TheNewEminem says:

    funny funny funny
    funny funny funny

  25. clayfaulknerrules321 says:

    lol
    lol