Recently, I have been giving homeless men blow jobs without sand paper, Tylenol or condoms. When I say recently, I mean 4 consecutive months. I just want to know how to avoid mad mouth disease because I don’t want to be kissing my wife or neighbor’s kids with that mouth. Also my wife screams whenever I ejaculate in her ear. Does this make me a criminal? Please help me!
I know exactly what you’re going through. The same thing happened to me. Yes, mad mouth disease is a threat, whether or not we want to believe it. Without treatment, it could lead to insanity and possibly death. Next time you give a homeless man a blow job, bring some liquor. Pour it on his penis and wrap it up with electrical tape. Then go to town. Condoms, tylenol and sand paper is not necessary. Sand paper is only necessary if he’s of Arab decent. Until then, don’t kiss your wife or your neighbors kids for 5-7 days. Only kiss your local priest, minister, rabbi, etc… and only ejaculate in their ear because it will purify you. That is the only way to get rid of this horrific disease. Good luck!
Is there a disease called mad mouth disease?
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I know exactly what you’re going through. The same thing happened to me. Yes, mad mouth disease is a threat, whether or not we want to believe it. Without treatment, it could lead to insanity and possibly death. Next time you give a homeless man a blow job, bring some liquor. Pour it on his penis and wrap it up with electrical tape. Then go to town. Condoms, tylenol and sand paper is not necessary. Sand paper is only necessary if he’s of Arab decent. Until then, don’t kiss your wife or your neighbors kids for 5-7 days. Only kiss your local priest, minister, rabbi, etc… and only ejaculate in their ear because it will purify you. That is the only way to get rid of this horrific disease. Good luck!
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Mad Mouth Disease Survivor