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Ur mouth hangs open!

admin — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:37:08 +0000

Alright soo he didnt do it cuz well he does things he dosnt notice when hes in the call of duty zone haha but i tried to get a video of the face o_O an yaa he had a blister lol

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monkey peeing in his own mouth

admin — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 13:29:13 +0000

monkey peeing in his own mouth

Duration : 0:0:34

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hilaruios lighting match in mouth

admin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:24:08 +0000

im retarded and lit a match in my mouth and i had blisters in my nose for week funny

Duration : 0:0:30

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brandy puts salt in her canker sore

admin — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:29:01 +0000

brandy puts a dabble of salt on her lip wound.

Duration : 0:1:31

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Learn How To Kiss Big Or Small Lips

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:18:55 +0000

Kissing Learn How To Kiss Black Girl or Black Boy Or White Guy Or White Girl small or big lips learn the steps learn the french kiss and how to use your tongue sex girlfriend boyfriend friend good kisser great best teaching teach learning your a or and but you

Duration : 0:2:18

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Mouth to Mouth (Resuscitation)

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 15:12:44 +0000

Short video of Jimmy and Josh, performing their hit single “Mouth to Mouth: Resuscitation” while in Chicago

Duration : 0:2:47

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Jizz In My Pants response: “Puke In My Mouth” -MsTaken.com

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:08:23 +0000

http://mstaken.com – this is a ladies’ response to “Jizz In My Pants” by Lonely Island. we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it. a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it! also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths!

-beau, peter and david
http://pantlessknights.com

support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at
http://mstaken.com. it’s now only $25 bucks!s!

and here’s a link to download the free mp3!
http://pantlessknights.com/pukeinmymouth.mp3

CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Directed by David Fine
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia
Vocals by Erika Shumate & Lauren Curtis
Beat by Ranidu
Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel

LYRICS:
Douchebags all across the club / Ladies’ night straight poppin the bub
Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-d**k style, with a shoot and wink
Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face
Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance
You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your d**g’s on my cocktail dress
Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants
and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said I’ve got a groom
I turn away, you start to pout
AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt
Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth

I’m 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I’m up in that ass
Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm
Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny
Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets
He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm
AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Upside-down, so it’s even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse
Help me please, I could use a towel cause I
PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest
Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn’t wear capris
Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site
In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam
A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH
I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me
And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me
You’re such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me
Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy
PUKE IN MY MOUTH…
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Rejected Adult Swim Bump #4

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:08:12 +0000

I know that I’m probably going to incur the wrath of a lot of people by taking pot shots at adult swim. In truth, I’m actually a fan of some of there stuff, but the way I figure it, thier fair game to. By the way, this is by no means an original idea; I got it from FADEproductions, who got it from someone else, etc, etc. Enjoy.

Duration : 0:0:11

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Bump in the mouth

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:12:47 +0000

self explanatory, beautiful teeth though right?

Duration : 0:1:32

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Canker Sore Treatment Remedy

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:12:45 +0000

I’ll let you guys know if it works! :]

Duration : 0:2:59

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